I should be a star driving all the girls insane

Shower me with oysters, swimming in the best champagne

I’d never lift a finger

Just be the biggest swinger

I, I should be famous

Yes, I should be famous

Wear the finest clothes, have a brand new nose


A chauffeured limousine, Jacuzzi in the back for two

A mystery companion, you could be that girl

If you can swing it in the fast lane

Silk lingerie and cocaine


I, I should be famous

Oh I, I should be famous

I’d say √¢‚Ǩ≈ìno, no press’ change my mind

Say yes and then turn and smile

In my own sweet style


I’d never lift a finger

Just be the biggest swinger

I, I should be famous

Oh, I should be famous

I should be famous


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